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New Products To Fight That Sleepy Face.

October 3, 2012

It’s 7:25 and your alarm’s just gone off, last night’s mascara is somehow still all down your face – despite the effort you took to remove your make-up last night. Your eye bags are bigger than the Chanel SS13 hula-hoop bag and the idea of facing the world makes you want to chew on your own pillows… Do not fear, these lovely items will leave you looking fresh and fit for anything that the day fancies hitting you with:

Combating sleepy-eyes: Clinique’s New Even Better Eyes Dark Circle Corrector at £28.

This beauty will hydrate the entire area and ensure that your peepers are looking big and sparkly, without the big bags beneath. The product contains plumping agents to rejuvenate the eye area, whilst the massage tip cools and soothes away your sleepiness.

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Out with Outfitters?

January 12, 2012

Will UO be faced with no other ALTernative than to close, after being faced with shares drops of 17%? I doubt it, but it's a good excuse to buy more clothes.

Mooching around the Internet (yeah, I do a lot of that), I happened across some pseudo-ALT satirical hipster news site called HipsterRunoff, with a news feature dubbed the “ALT Report“. (Fuck, that was a mouthful of banter)

Cue scrolling, *click*, *click*, heightened interest, Lana Del Rey, yeah, yadda yadda, LCD Soundsystem, yeeeah, okay, then BAM:  Read more ›


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