ASOS 75% Off Sale Picks.

January 2, 2014

Despite my bank balance currently screaming over-overdrawn at me, I couldn’t help myself from having at least a masochistic peek at the up-to-75% off sale running at ASOS at the moment – and now I want to cry. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could cry pennies? Painful, but $$$$. However, I decided to live vicariously through you guys and give you a quick rundown of some of the delightful pieces they have to offer at the moment. Don’t worry about me, I’ll just be here – in my dressing gown, crying into my camomile tea. Currently on Day 2 of ‘Veganuary’ and not smoking, going strong and looking forward to trying out the Vegan options at Tampopo later at the Trafford Centre. Going to get my consumer fix by trading in 5 empty Lush pots for a facemask, mwahaha. Anyway, back to the subject – here are my sale picks:

  • Daisy Street Crop Top with Polo Neck – Was £9.99, now £6.50

Unsure whether my infatuation with this style of shirt lies with the product itself, or my burgeoning jealousy for that model’s torso – can I buy that, too? Either way, I love how this shirt manages to flip off the prudish stigma behind polo/turtle necks (three words: Velma – Scooby Doo) with its cheeky midriff cut. Easy to style, I’ll have it in both red and black please.

  • ASOS Skater Dress in Check – Was £42, now £21

Cannot get my head around the juxtaposition of preppy and grunge with this one, but I think that’s the appeal. Team with a chunky waist-cincher belt, black platform boots and a black fedora. And a coat: just because Father Christmas has been and New Year has gone, doesn’t mean you should opt for Pneumoniary (that’s pneumonia + January… worked out better in my head).

  • ASOS Pencil Skirt with Bold Braces – Was £40, now £24

You can be the bawzzz with this form-fitting bold pencil skirt. Perfect piece for an office-to-evening switch: just wear with a dress shirt during the day, sneakily strip off in the loos and replace with a graphic shirt – preferably with something alluding to how fabulaaarse you are (don’t – those shirts make you look like a bit of a nob).

  • ASOS PREMIUM Affliction Leather Ankle Boots – Was £85, now £42.50 

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Hamlet asked: “To be or not to be?”, Ebony asked: “Why the sweet mother of fudge aren’t these boots on my feet?”. Arguably somewhat less of a pressing matter – I think shoe lust is trumped by suicide contemplation, but I’m still not convinced… I would team these with: everything. Forever and ever Amen.

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7 comments on “ASOS 75% Off Sale Picks.
  1. Avatar Jess Hayes says:

    Literally did the exact same thing, I have £103 worth of sale things in my basket that I wish I could have. Why is life so hard and being a student make you so poor 🙁

    • Ebony Ebony says:

      It is the worst! The even more ridiculous part about it is that – if I got my bum in gear and finished the freelancing work I’ve got – I’d get paid straight away. Damn you blog – you’re so distracting!

  2. Avatar stef says:

    love that skater dress..yes its a unique combo but I’m loving that grunge is being switched up a bit this time round!:)i thought it was awesome the first time round:)xx

    • Ebony Ebony says:

      I love it so much! I need to start incorporating more preppy-grunge into my wardrobe: right now, I’m just looking like a maaaajor goth. MAJOR. xo

  3. Avatar CMJNCR says:

    wow, the shoes, i feell in love ! the products are awesome !

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  4. Avatar Christina's says:

    I’ve been so good at avoiding the Asos sale! The bold pencil skirt is very tempting arghh! Well done for quitting smoking I tried in nov and failed, I know I have to soon. X

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